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Ask a Professional Comedian: Ben Kronberg

Anonymous asked you:What’s your favorite breakfast food? 
I love Eggs Benedict or a croissant breakfast sammy.
Anonymous asked you:I’ve been doing comedy for 2 years and never got approached by an agent or a manager, but I’ve headlined a major club before. What the hell is wrong with me?
I have an agent that doesn’t get me gigs. What the hell is wrong with me?


Anonymous asked you:For Ben Kronberg: Is everyone a little bit racist?
Everyone is a liar. 


Anonymous asked you:For Ben, if you weren’t doing stand-up what do you think you’d do?
Sitting down.



Anonymous asked you:From your first open mic until now how long did it take you to get where you can fully support yourself without a day job?
8 years.





Anonymous asked you:For Ben: where’s your favorite place to perform? 
New York City.



Anonymous asked you:how did you get started doing stand-up? 
I started as a musician but wasn’t that good so I made my songs funny etc. etc. 



Anonymous asked you:ben do you ever tweet jokes that you do on stage or vice versa?
Yes. All the time. Why would I not?
Anonymous asked you:hi ben, what would your last meal be?

A cheeseburger.

Anonymous asked you:Who is your favorite comedian right now?

Me.



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That’ll do it for this installment of Ask a Professional Comedian. A sincere thanks to Ben Kronberg for taking questions and to all of you who sent them in.
The Half Hour: Ben Kronberg premieres tonight at 12:30a/11:30c, right after The Half Hour: Andy Haynes.

comedycentral:

Ask a Professional Comedian: Ben Kronberg

Anonymous asked you:
What’s your favorite breakfast food?

I love Eggs Benedict or a croissant breakfast sammy.

Anonymous asked you:
I’ve been doing comedy for 2 years and never got approached by an agent or a manager, but I’ve headlined a major club before. What the hell is wrong with me?

I have an agent that doesn’t get me gigs. What the hell is wrong with me?

Anonymous asked you:
For Ben Kronberg: Is everyone a little bit racist?

Everyone is a liar. 

Anonymous asked you:
For Ben, if you weren’t doing stand-up what do you think you’d do?

Sitting down.

Anonymous asked you:
From your first open mic until now how long did it take you to get where you can fully support yourself without a day job?

8 years.

Anonymous asked you:
For Ben: where’s your favorite place to perform?

New York City.

Anonymous asked you:
how did you get started doing stand-up?

I started as a musician but wasn’t that good so I made my songs funny etc. etc. 

Anonymous asked you:
ben do you ever tweet jokes that you do on stage or vice versa?

Yes. All the time. Why would I not?

Anonymous asked you:
hi ben, what would your last meal be?
A cheeseburger.
Anonymous asked you:
Who is your favorite comedian right now?
Me.

- - -

That’ll do it for this installment of Ask a Professional Comedian. A sincere thanks to Ben Kronberg for taking questions and to all of you who sent them in.

The Half Hour: Ben Kronberg premieres tonight at 12:30a/11:30c, right after The Half Hour: Andy Haynes.

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hippies on the road…in search of a better world in the 60ties/70ties….I’m sure each one’s search was not in vain…mine wasn’t either, even though the better world is really only inside while the outside world keeps getting worse. ☮❤☮❤

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